Imagine for few moments that you’d just gotten hired to a new job and your new boss is…an actual video game boss!
In these new entries, I plan to take a comical yet realistic look at putting you under the employment of the baddest bad guys and maybe even the good guys.
I’d like to get creative with these and possibly make a potential regular post.
Technically, if you fought em’, they were a boss.
Let me know what you think!
Recently, a few articles popped out at me. One was briefly about the Steam network banning the title, “Rape Day”, which was a hit to their unstable company to customer relationship, in regards to censorship. But I felt it was 100% RIGHT MOVE, on their part. The game literally centralizes itself on gratuitous sexual violence. So yeah, definitely not something we need as a game or really anything beyond what has been done already.
Personally, I think Rockstar crossed the line when they added a interactive torture scene in Grand Theft Auto V. Sure, they weren’t doing it to push the boundaries, but maybe to see how a player would respond to torturing someone in-game. It was sort like the Milgram Experiment, you didn’t necessarily have a choice unless you progressed. Then again, maybe you did if you’d stopped playing.
GTA has always been the benchmark on how far games will go and I’ve yet to see the series or any other game (that wasn’t considered pornographic or hentai) add a rape as a gameplay element. Why?! Because that is where 99% of people will draw the “line in the sand.” It’s one thing to have it portrayed as a negative point in a narrative, but a direct interaction is almost a perpetuation of the crime itself.
Now a couple days ago I read about Devil May Cry 5’s western censorship.
All I can say is, WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM??? It’s just a woman’s bare ass! Not only that, it’s more like a half-moon! Go watch an episode of “The Simpsons” and you’ll see more nudity there, male and female. For the longest time, nudity and sexual censorship has been a real head-scratching topic for me. It’s probably because I was an amateur artist in my high school days. Or maybe it’s the fact, that I learned about art from books about popular artists of the Italian Renaissance. (Like the painting by Rafael seen below)
Why is the human body, man or woman, so scary?! Isn’t sex one of our many necessary functions as human beings?!
Now I understand that children are never to be associated with the coupling of two human beings, outside the subject of birth. It is just something we don’t do, so we protect our children by parenting. Which stems from the lessons of our history, that are projected through previous generations to keep us protected until we are ready. However, parents and adults cannot protect their children forever, as the world has its ways of revealing the fact of life: anatomy, death, sexuality and violence. Which is why we should be there for them, to give them the proper guidance on the realities of life.
I was roughly 11 years old, when I had my first exposure to graphic violence. It was a boring Saturday and I ended up crashing on my living room couch. I’d slept a bit, to just about 9pm, when my brother and sister popped in the movie “Friday the 13th”. (both were 15 and 19 at the time) Before they’d started it, I was told to get out and that the movie was too scary for me.
However, I was a bit of a hard-head and thought that I was big enough to watch a scary film. After all, I’d seen Poltergeist and The Ghostbusters, there couldn’t been anything scarier than that. Clearly you know where this is going, right?
I spent the entire movie hiding underneath the pillow with occasional peaks at the screen. But the pillow didn’t save me from the terrifying sound effects of Jason stalking the inhabitants of Camp Crystal Lake. Which was further intensified by the screams that fell victim to him, until the inevitable conclusion of the film. Hiding wasn’t an option, it was almost as if I was being stalked Jason himself. Yet just when I was told “it was over”, but it wasn’t, as the final moments tell you – “he’s still out there”
It was a harrowing first experience to nothing I’d ever seen before and it left me with nightmares for a while. That is until I had a talked with my mom and dad, which quickly resulted in my two siblings getting their ass chewed out. But after that, I’d realized that the movie was only fiction, just like any other movie or show.
The same thing happened when my mom found some of my nude sketches in my early-teens. We talked and she gave me the guidance I needed to fully understand my own sexuality. Her words were of encouragement; more for my art, than the sexual interest towards the body of a woman.
Turning back to how we view violence and sexuality in the modern media. It seems as though a naked body or sexual relations are considered shameful, almost like Queen Cersei’s “Walk of Shame” Which is why, I absolutely love HBO, Showtime and many other networks remember that sex and nudity can be an integral part of the narrative and art itself. As a matter of fact, sexuality and our own bodily experiences come much more naturally than events of rage, trauma and violence.
Yet, I can play the remake of Resident Evil 2; where limbs are shot off, people are torn in half and crushed to death. (Not saying the portrayal was a bad thing, the remake is PHENOMINAL!) I’d say this game is, the 2nd most graphic depiction of violence I’ve ever seen in my 30 years of gaming. (Whereas Mortal Kombat X is #1) But the violence depicted really suits the game and truly amplified the horror experience. Now God forbid that we see a bare-naked lady’s ass, genitalia or a full-on sex scene in an M-rated video game! Because that is just too graphic for us compute.
The line in the sand is drawn only few meters when I step onto the beach in regards to sexual content, yet the other line is being washed away by the tide.
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON THIS?
It’s been MIN-UTE! Well, maybe like a year and well it’s been a pretty interesting year.
As are the years, of all regular oxygen breathing people besides me. But my blog, so yeah. The main reason I really left this Popsicle stand was that I felt everything I said was pointless, inconsequential and really didn’t matter to you…or anyone else. I took a lot of time thinking about if writing was to even be a part of my life and had essentially quit doing it altogether.
At the time, I’d been going through a difficult period in work and home life. Then I applied to a gaming website, as a contributor. Which was swiftly rejected, I distinctly remember the editor saying “my writing was unprofessional and not what they were looking for”, despite the posting for “amateur” work. The more I wrote, the emptier I felt with each posting. Other blogs or sites were thriving and well…I was nothing but a grain of sand in the Sahara.
Once my writing no longer gave me joy. I left here.
I had life push me along like dust from a sandstorm. I moved through my days doing the regular grind, mindlessly working, being the best dad and husband I could be. Hell, I even went to Disney World for the first time!
Then the epiphany with a beating heart happened. I found out I was having a son. Forget the “mind blown” thought. It was no longer going to be Three’s Company; my boy (his name is Max, BTW) was now going to be Mr Furley walking in during an awkward moment of eye-brow raising innuendos. The first thing wasn’t “wow, that’s great!” It was “OH SHIT!”
Honestly, we NEVER saw this coming. BOTH Kat (my wife, if I’d never mentioned her name directly on here.) and I had not seen this coming. Not because, that’s just what careless, albeit perfectly normal sex bring in, as a result. But that we’d been trying for FOUR YEARS and almost TWO years after having a miscarriage.
Before, we’d had him, (FYI he’s a super cute, yet dribbling 3 month old) our chances of having him were pretty slim. Me and Kat were seeing a fertility specialist, as we’d both been having issues conceiving. Put simply, my flamethrower couldn’t light her newspaper-filled dumpster.
Around the third year, which was about the time I decided to hang my hat with you guys. I became frustrated with my weight, eating habits and activity levels. I stopped drinking sodas, laid off the sugar, took supplement stacks, chugged a gallon of water a day and kept to it for 4 months straight. Also, I was on Clomid, AKA baby glue, so maybe that helped the football team make to the end-zone.
Once it happened, our total mood took a turn for the better. Kat and my depressive state flipped faster than a Mickey Ds burger. (Provided they are even flipped in the first place.)
She went from being in constant state of lull into a kid waiting for Christmas toys. Losing a baby before birth, is very different from losing a person already here on this Earth. Men can only sympathize, but never empathize with that sort of lost. My advice to all those fellas out there that ever find themselves in this sort situation: Comfort her, never counsel or coach. Let time do the work and allow her to find peace in herself.
Thankfully, things have been much better for me. I’ve reinvigorated my desire to write and share my thoughts with everyone!
Thank you for sticking around guys!
Photo creds: Cheezburger.com
This evening many guys and gals are getting lucky because of this one special day. Many of us spent more money than we should’ve, thanks to the commercialization of Valentine’s Day. To be honest, the holiday is really a good and bad thing. This is coming from a dude, I know…mind blown, right?!
After some deep thinking for a few days on what I was going to get my wife. I stopped myself before I made a decision to go to the store. I realized that Valentine’s Day is really about appreciating those that we love deepest. Maybe it can be through flowers, cards and candy; but I think that doesn’t quite scratch the itch.
Valentine’s should be what the true meaning Christmas is. Appreciating what is great in life. For those of us who are fortunate enough to have a lover or companion in our life. This is a special time to let each other, I appreciate you being in life more than ever.
To be honest, I think we don’t stop to just truly LOVE AND APPRECIATE that man or woman in our lives.
So I came up with a better idea.
These are what I call Hot and Cold notes! The concept is super simple. Take two different color Post-It notes.
Make one color “sweet” and the other “sexy”.
For the “sweet” ones, I really took my time and thought about what makes my Louie, so wonderful. Some would be motivational, sweet and wholesome. While others would be about basic stuff, like about her smell, smile and what I thought was beautiful to me.
Now for the “sexy” notes, I got to have fun with them. Some of them would talk about the good things we did in bed, things that excited me and even new activities I’d like us to try. To make it work, I did avoid vulgarities. Let’s be honest, “I want to put my cock inside you.”, just doesn’t come off as romantic.
Instead, I would write “I miss feeling the heat from your mouth, as bodies move together!” Which sounds much sexier than the former.
For me, I did 91 Post-it notes. One for every month we’ve been together. Then for the “sweet” ones I placed them in “cool” areas in the house, like on fans or the refrigerator. The same is then done to the “sexy” ones, by placing them on the stove, a clothing iron or toaster.
To get creative, I used things like faucets to do BOTH on each knob or side.
Honestly, for me it took me a while to do. But was a very cheap way of reconnecting with what matters in your life.
Like the saying goes, “it’s the thought that counts!”
To accompany my previous post about The Evil Within 2. I decided to delve deeper into the main theme of the game: Virtual Reality. Since the movie The Matrix, the thought of virtual world went mainstream. To think that a person’s consciousness can be placed into a virtual world as real as the one you and I live in right now, truly gets us to think about our OWN reality.
In The Evil Within series, that same idea of a virtual world is represented by a fictional machine known as STEM. In short, the machine uses targeted areas of the brain in order to create a virtual world where all those participating will share a consciousness together. Imagine a world that doesn’t have disease and that happiness can be made without even physically moving a muscle, this is STEM. However, in the game’s story the virtual world that was viewed as a utopia, only ends up becoming a living nightmare.
But I’m not here to write about the plot of the game, but to further analyze the virtual world from the real and fictional perspective. After watching an episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” called “PTSDee”. (Which was recommended from my wife, Louie. See the 2 clips below.) I began to think about what kind of true dangers lie in store for us, as virtual and alternate realities continue to advance in our everyday lives.
Lol, okay I know Always Sunny isn’t greatest example to bring up a serious discussion of the negative aspects of what can come from VR and AR. But you have to admit, eventually the technology may get THAT GOOD! (or BAD) The Evil Within 2 addresses this in the worse case scenario. Hundreds of people that are currently hooked up to the STEM system suddenly begin to die off and once the story goes into play; all hell breaks loose. Everyone inside the STEM system either transforms, gets killed or hunted by their own shared virtual consciousness.
Knowing that a machine could either transport you into a paradise or a life as a vegetable, is horrifying. Like this and The Matrix, if you die inside, you’re toast in the real world. Add along the potential that any traumatic experience you see or experience in those worlds could affect you in the flesh. Look at it this way, in games we die and retry until we overcome and succeed. Now imagine yourself feeling REAL PAIN and DEATH. Would we be the same? If it got that bad, would we push on and continue using the technology?
Hell, there are a ton of questions that we can ask here. That’s why I’ll leave it up for discussion. Leave any comments below.
I should be saying “hey everyone, nice to see you!” But its been like 6 months since I last said anything on here. For now, I will save the summary and move onto my motivation to write today. I just finished The Evil Within 2; officially checking this off of my list.
Like everyone in the gaming universe, you’re going to here my muses and perspective. Hopefully you’ll choose to read further…most likely because that’s Metacritic is for! But if you do, there will a nice treat in it for you. (Actually, no there won’t) Okay, its safe to say I’m a little insane. But maybe that is because I’m still feeling a mild bit pseudo-PTSD from playing this game.
Starting off, I’m a vet of the series and survival horror since 1998, so I know my way around a hand crank, if you know what I mean. I play mine on hard and keep my eyes and ears trained, with the lights off! So you know, I like me some good scary shit!
The Evil Within 2 is a direct sequel in number and in story. (Which doesn’t always happen in TV, movies and games these days.) Following the events of the last game, Sebastian Castellanos is drowning himself on 1 bourbon, 1 scotch and…polishing off those bottles before he gets to that last beer and…
Its safe to say that this detective’s life is in the toilet. (Hah!) Thankfully, a familiar face comes back into his life and tells him that the worst parts in his life, didn’t really happen and just an elaborate lie. (Save for all of the murdering and havoc caused by Ruvik, AKA the cheapass teleporting monk, from the first game.) Enter the evil corporation and a motivation for Sebastian to go back into the hell that made him miserable in the first place! BAM!! There you go, EW2’s intro in a nutshell.
Thankfully, not everything is as cliche as you’d think. Sabastian goes in, with a mission to fix “The Matrix”-inspired virtual network and rescue some very important people. In exchange, all of Sebastian’s problems will go away. (FYI, I’m trying to be as vague as possible, because there is a pretty good story to this game!) Sounds easy right? NOPE!! THATS A BIG…
Right as I started playing it, the game thrusted me right into the main antagonist. A seriously F*CK’D UP psychopath who really should’ve been written for “True Detective” season 3. (Come on. HBO!! DO IT!) All I can say is, he reminded me of one part Joker, another part Ed Gein (real life murder who inspired half of horror’s household names.) and a dash of a creepy department store photographer. To be honest, IT WORKED and everything related to him was either terrifying, disturbing or unsettling.
Playing EW2 DOES FELT unsettling and remained so for about 75 percent of the game. As for the survival horror aspect, the game makes you feel like every item counts. Even on normal, I was always looking to scrounge up parts and supplies. Some areas it became a gamble because maybe I didn’t sneak around the enemies good enough or used up too much ammo. This added to the tension when I was exploring new places, along with: the jump scares, when the game screwed with me or mundane moments that turn into “OH SHIT!”
I say that, because there was a lot of that, said by me during my exploration of the town of Union. Searching the town really feels like you are looking for survivors or clues, literally every area will have you on your toes. Sadly, once those areas were explored, the spookiness faded near the end. At this point, the game focused on combat, wrapping the game up and getting me ready for the final push. Ultimately EW2 did redeem itself with huge nods to the previous game and a good finale.
The Evil Within 2 does not leave you hanging or have asking all kinds of questions when everything is said and done. But it did leave itself open for a sequel. I thoroughly enjoyed the game and will go back and finish it on Nightmare, in the future.
I really cannot recommend this game enough you are a survival horror fans. Although fans of Silent Hill and atmospheric horror games may not like for its heavy reliance on combat and stealth. Hardcore survival gamers may think the combat make it easier, but that is what Classic Mode is for! (unlocked after beating it) Rest assured, you’re in for a wild ride that is well worth a trip or two.
One last thing…you’ll never listen to this song the same way again! Enjoy the warm and fuzzies!
As always feel to COMMENT and DISCUSS below.
I’ve had a fairly active account on Quora for quite some time. I’m always on there answering questions whenever I’m seriously bored. I’m not really going to take any real personal questions, as I still prefer my anonymity. But I can do my best to give you guys a fast response, should you have anything you want to ask.
It can range from gaming, science, philosophy, politics…hell, really anything!
So if you’re bored, come on over! With that said, I’m going to go back to it!
Yeah, yeah, its not even past Halloween and I’m talkin’ Christmas right?! No one wants to hear about the long-ass lines to see Santa/Black Friday/parking/food/decorations/slash (lol!), do Christmas cards or deal with the family events. But if you’ve got little ones, getting your shopping (or a planned out lay-away) over time is the way to go.
Personally, Louie and I went to Toys R Us and got it locked down last week. Frankly, its a good strategy if you haven’t done it before and really doesn’t cut a hole in your wallet/purse. That and we dodge all of the BS, while still ACTUALLY DOING the shopping. Sure, I could do everything online and get a sweet deal. But it just doesn’t feel the same. Actually doing the legwork for me, seems to have a weird sense of self accomplishment to it. Go figure on that one.
Overall, Grace is getting a pretty nice haul for her presents from us. Most notably, she’s getting a 2DS with a few Mario games. (With me quietly getting Smash Bros for it!) 🙂 Right now, I do feel she’s pretty young for it, but it seems that she gets on the phone a bit and plays Mario Run too much, along with the usual My Little Pony and Learning games. But that is where we’re putting a limit on our mobile/gaming time to rainy/cold days, when we need a break or half hour here or there.
As of now, we’ve been pretty light on enforcement with the rule. But I’d rather she spend her childhood outside, doing activities and less gaming/phone time. Hopefully it will turn out that way, as I’ve always been a good balance of outgoing and a homebody.
But I really didn’t get any inspiration to write anything down about making a list until I read about the upcoming Wolfenstein: The New Colossus. Which is one of my must-plays for the upcoming year. For those that haven’t been following any of the upcoming titles, I’ll give a few bits about them.
1) Wolfenstein: The New Colossus
If you grew up playing PC games, there is NO WAY you’ve never heard of Wolfenstein 3D.
It was the game that started the First Person Shooter (AKA FPS games) genre and got its reputation for its kill all Nazis gameplay. The New Colossus is a direct sequel to both Wolfenstein: The New Order and The Old Blood. (I know, confusing. The latter is a DLC expansion that is just as good.)
What’s so special? – Well, The New Order is a phenomenal game that plays very simplistic. With its single player only, story driven, shootfest that gives you the option to go stealth until the shit hits the fan. Its gameplay barely penalizes you for just doing a kill em’ all type of run-through. It plays just like it used to, when it came out way back in the 90s but runs smooth and combat is tense and satisfying. That and the story is great take on an alternate-reality of the World War II.
The New Colossus is a clear continuation of that story and gameplay.
This isn’t Call of Duty, I assure of that!
Why am I excited? – The new setting and how the events changed things that happened from the previous entry. It has a brand-new engine by Id Software, which is known for making some powerful engines that rival Unreal and Crytech. (Which are what MANY of the games we play, run on. In case you didn’t know.)
That and killing Nazis in Wolfenstein is way better than CoD: Zombies, without question.
Also, I enjoy a truly mature gaming experience. Which is where the title has no censorship, the violence, gore and nudity/sex is used correctly and not forced or thrown on a canvas like a trashy painting. Wolfenstein did that.
Release Date October 27th
2) The Evil Within 2
The sequel to the former director/creator of Resident Evil, Shinji Mikami. The Evil Within was a pretty frightening game to experience. Although it seemed to rely way too much on the mechanics of one of his older titles: Resident Evil 4. Which is a classic survival horror game, but most people saw TEW as a clone. In response to that, The Evil Within was a GOOD CLONE gameplay wise, that did have its moments where you had more bullets than the enemies you were fighting. But had MANY twisted, tripy and frightening moments. The first game made me feel tense and on edge throughout my first playthrough.
What’s so special? – The first game left a lot more questions than answers, which wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. It just left everyone that enjoyed or cared about the story, with a big fat, SO WHAT’S NEXT?! Most likely, survival horror fans will pick this up, especially if Resident Evil 7’s move to 1st person didn’t sit well with you. Which was a solid and well executed move for that series. The Evil Within plays like Resident Evil 4, except on acid. So you’re in for a wild ride! It’s release is THIS FRIDAY THE 13th, so it’ll be a no-brainer for a great Halloween title.
Why am I excited? – Years back, Shinji Mikami made a claim, that he was, “going to bring survival horror, back to its roots”. Personally, he didn’t really do that in the first game. Hopefully, he pulls this off and the second one is a phenomenal experience and succeeds on the market!
3) Star Wars Battlefront II
Two years ago, DICE released the first Battlefront and the gaming community went apeshit in the WRONG WAY! Sure, it was DICE’s Battlefield sort of gameplay with everything done up in a beautiful Star Wars fashion. But a large majority of its gameplay was focused on the multiplayer aspect. Which is great and all for a military shooter, but this is STAR WARS we’re talking about here!
The fan base for the series is MASSIVE with only Trekkies and comic fans being the only groups to rival that demand! So they completely failed in catering to casual gamers that just wanted to boot it up and play a story/reenactment of the series. That, and it lacked in content or was paid DLC. (Albiet pretty good DLC)
I’ll admit, there was a lot that was done right about the game, too. Walker Assualt was pretty cool and the Death Star DLC is pretty badass. All of the content that was present was faithful and true to the series. Space and X-Wing/Tie Fighter dogfights were a blast! (Pun intented.) Battlefront II is set to surpass this in spades and remain true to fans of both shooters and the Star Wars series.
What’s so special? – Well it’s Star Wars, with plenty of vehicles, blasters and gadgets to use. Also, it’s going to be a clear improvement over its predecessor. Not only will it cover ALL three Star Wars generations, (prequel, original and sequel) it will feature a new story campaign that will cover the period between Episode VI (Return of the Jedi) and VII (The Force Awakens) using an original character.
Yesterday, I sunk my teeth into the Multiplayer Beta. From what I saw, it looks to be a solid improvement. The content has been TRIPLED and it seems that EA/DICE is doing away with paid DLC for this. (SOURCE) All of this covered by a teaser video featuring John Boyega (AKA Finn)
Why am I excited? – The beta is kinda making me a Day 1, which is NEVER what I do. But this may be the Star Wars/Battlefield experience I was looking for in the first! I’ve been a Battlefield veteran since Bad Company and Battlefront 1 was the only DICE title to let me down. (But the DLC did make the game better!) It comes out November 17th
- That and well THIS!
MORE TO COME ON PART 2