Okay to all the spouses and fellow good gents.  We know that, we’ll do anything to bring happiness to the ones we love the most.  But Im sorry, it’s not grooming to me, it fucking hurts!! 

So what odd rituals does everyone else have with each others loved ones?
(Clearly, Safe For Work here, of course!)

This one is for you Louie!!

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